One of the perks of working at a coffee shop/bookstore is the presence of books. Thousands of books that range from science fiction, to poetry, to car repair manuals. I absolutely love it. And since I’m usually there after closing time, I frequently find myself unattended with all these books. It is hypnotizing to someone with my personality. It’s quiet. The only lights that remain are dim. And books, books, books.
At least once a week, I’ll clock out and just browse. I tend to take one shelf at a time. I’ll read the names on the spines, looking for anything familiar or interesting. Quite a few great books have passed through my hands that way. And then, every once in a while, I find one like this:

The cat knows.
I challenge anyone to find a weirder book cover.
awesome book cover. I accept your challenge to find a weirder one.
Do it. Send it to me. I’ll make it an ongoing challenge.
I don’t know if this is actually weirder…but it is just as disturbing to me. Although in a different way than “why is nobody screaming’.
http://coverspy.tumblr.com/post/7084390638
It definitely sets off the alarm bells, but I know you can do better.